And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time! But He loves you. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. Tell them what you’ve painted is wet, they have to touch it to believe. Tell people an invisible man in the sky created all things, they believe you. If you’re born in America you get a front row seat. When you’re born into this world, you’re given a ticket to the freak show. Careful, if you think too much, they’ll take you away. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? George Carlinħ. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it. We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass. It was always part of his charm which lives on through these quotes which make you realise it’s ok to challenge the status quo, anytime you feel it’s right.ġ. He filmed his final comedy special It’s Bad for Ya four months before his death in 2008 from cardiac failure.Ĭarlin will forever be considered one of the top comedians of all time, with limitless wit, ingenuity and occasionally a potty mouth. Carlin would comment on American political issues and satirize the American culture. In the late 1980’s he had progressed with routines which focused on sociocultural criticism of American Society. In 1977, he filmed the first of 14 stand-up comedy specials for HBO.
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He continued to appear frequently on the series over three decades and also hosted the first episode of Saturday Night Live in 1975. His comedy career grew as he began to appear across various film roles and a variety of television shows including The Tonight Show. His career comedy career began after he was discharged from the Airforce in 1957 and labelled an “unproductive airman.”Ĭarlin started out in radio with Jack Burns and together they formed a successful duo which led him to California in 1960. No doubt about it, this master of black comedy challenged the status quo on more than one occasion, leaving a practical trail of advice behind.īorn in New York City in 1937, George Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. George Carlin made audiences laugh all the while unintentionally forcing them to think independently and critically.
His comedy was as poignant and deep as it was hilarious.